Okay I don’t know who the “smart guy” was at Apple who thought it would be funny to design a keyboard that conducts electricity so well, but I want them to know that they have caused me a great amount of psychological trauma. Fine, well not a great amount, but enough that I am literally afraid to touch my keyboard at certain points because of the massive static shock I am going to receive if I get any where close to the metal.

*ponders* I’m reminded of a scene in Office Space, one of my favourite movies.

Dammit, if didn’t love everything else about that keyboard… *shakes fist*